Author Archives: Bottlemaster

For a guy named Kermit, you think he’d be more into having a heavy-set girlfriend. So, what does he like instead?


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Drew Barrymore used to go a little overboard on her birthday. Now, she spends it with someone who looks like they really like cake.


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We asked two dudes who eat for a living to talk about the spiciest things they’ve ever tried. One used the word “grenade.”


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