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Eagle Uses Sailboat to Show Latest Will Smith Movies to Sea Creatures

Eagle Uses Sailboat to Show Latest Will Smith Movies to Sea Creatures

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Power Outage at Spin The Bottle! OMG

There we were, curing cancer and stuff, and POOF, all the computers died! I was like, NOOO. Seriously. And then it started getting hot in the office, because the A/C stopped along with everything else, which SUCKED.

So we danced.

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Pants-Off Dance-Off: Stripping Lessons, Pt. 2

Lesson Two: Choose Your Repertoire Wisely

Music is movement’s subconscious. While your body conveys what you feel, the music tells the viewer how you feel about it.

WRONG:

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REASON WHY IT’S WRONG: While these lovely ladies have shown initiative by teaming up and dressing advantageously, the music choice distracts. “Counter programming” like this can be effective at times, but here it seems to confuse the issue at hand.

RIGHT:

Claudia, originally a farm girl from Barcelona, Spain, is a waitress who likes thigh-high stockings, driving too fast, and taking her clothes off. Discerning pancer that she is, she discusses animals’ telepathic powers while stripping to “Crazy,” by Gnarles Barkley. Well-played, Claudia.


For more, check out:

Lesson One: Create a Signature Move

And stay tuned for more Stripping Lessons.

Or visit the Pants-Off Dance-Off vault at: http://www.spinthebottle.com/pants-off-dance-off

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Stream New Release from Radiohead’s Drummer, Phil Selway

You’ll see some Radiohead t-shirts around the Spin The Bottle office. You’ll also see eyes rolling in the heads of Radiohead haters.

Much like Arcade Fire, Radiohead tears us apart.

Informal survey:

“Greatest band ever.”

“Under Religious Views on Facebook, I have ‘I Hate Radiohead.’”

“Beatles plus Pink Floyd plus post-modernism….what’s not to love?”

“I don’t like them. Don’t know why. It’s just…an aesthetic choice.”

All we can really agree on is that we ALL hate Coldplay.

So, it is with a fractured spirit that we’re checking out Familial, the new release from Phil Selway, Radiohead’s drummer. Maybe a fight will break out. If so, look for crime scene photos in the blog! Yay!

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STB: Heroism at the U.S. Open

Tennis doesn’t employ a lot of puppets or animals, so we generally steer clear, but last night we saw an act of heroism — and chivalry — that we have to salute.

At last night’s Djokovic and Petzschner match, two apparent Jersey Shore enthusiasts began a volley of their own in the stands. (Caution: There are bad words.) But note the older gentleman standing to the woman’s left. Notice his patience. He listens, coaxes his date to her chair away from her verbal assailant, even seems to hold the chair open for her. He situates her, and then opens a 70-year-old can of whoop-ass.

Yeah, he gets the worst of it. And he’s probably pretty sore today. But at Spin The Bottle, we salute a man who takes care of business.

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