SPIN THE BOTTLE

No Fat Chicks

Bottlemaster — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 09:27:24 +0000

For a guy named Kermit, you think he’d be more into having a heavy-set girlfriend. So, what does he like instead?

February 22nd: Crosby, Pills & Stash

Bottlemaster — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 08:29:17 +0000

Drew Barrymore used to go a little overboard on her birthday. Now, she spends it with someone who looks like they really like cake.

Man Vs. Really Hot Food

Bottlemaster — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 16:41:01 +0000

We asked two dudes who eat for a living to talk about the spiciest things they’ve ever tried. One used the word “grenade.”

It’s Like Lin-Sanity, But For Dave DeBusschere

Bottlemaster — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 09:27:32 +0000

This 1974 fan appreciation video proves the Knicks had a league of devoted, if telegenically challenged, followers.

Backstory: We’ve been doing a show for the MSG network called TXT MSG. It’s like Pop-Up Video (we did that, too), only with sports footage and rarely-seen interviews (like this). Check your local listings.

February 21st: Moons Over My Grammy

Bottlemaster — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 08:45:18 +0000

Okay, the title of this piece makes no sense…and neither did giving a Best New Artist award to Milli Vanilli.

98th Degree Burns

Bottlemaster — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 19:42:24 +0000

The boy band crooning of Nick Lachey and his gym buddies will get your blood boil…no, wait, you’ll stay the same temperature.

This sultry single from Nick Lachey and his gym buddies will get your blood boil…er, no it’ll stay the same temperature.

February 20th: Take a Break, Ranger 8

Bottlemaster — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 10:43:42 +0000

Plucky NASA spacecraft takes one for the team – and for science.

February 19th: Skilling Brain Cells

Bottlemaster — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 10:41:15 +0000

An Enron-sized bender turns its former president into the dumbest guy in the room.

February 18th: Happy Birthday from Xenu!

Bottlemaster — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 10:38:36 +0000

The Church of Scientology opens its doors the same day John Travolta opens his eyes. Coincidence?

WPE (World Pantsing Entertainment)

Bottlemaster — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 17:31:19 +0000

When he’s not busy gettin’ pantsless to Jamiroquai, Gregory “The Ladies Man” Edwards is a professional wrestler. Crap, does that mean this is fake?