Spoiler alert: This song sucks, so now you know where this post is going. But…what sucks more? A: People who think that covering it will blow them up on the internets. What sucks even more? A: One or two of them might be right. Is one of these morons “the one”?

Three dudes with haircuts we’re going to name the “Justin Bieber Mullet”:

This babysitter who left the children downstairs with the oven on to reach for the stars…and forget to put her own name in the title:

A band aptly named the Faceplants who can’t believe they’re doing this, but OMG, here GOES….

…or this one for the pedophiles…shocking that it’s got 100k views already.

There are more uploading by the minute, making it harder to disagree with China’s decision to block YouTube entirely.